1.03.2007

Dogs Are Devils

For some good entertainment, read this article:

http://chattanoogan.com/articles/article_98730.asp

The gist: no more dogs are going to be allowed at the Chattanooga Market. Seems one of them lifted a leg to provide some nourishment to some of the produce. Everyone has a solid argument why they're right and the dogs should either be allowed to stay at the Chattanooga Market or be forced to leave. Some of the best stuff in there is people getting all fiery and saying if dogs aren't allowed, human children shouldn't be either.

Example (and there are a number of people who had the same sentiments:



Now, I'm not taking a side--just stating the facts. But don't you have to have a dog to go to the dog park? Is this person really going to hit the dog park just with family members? Sorry...out-of-context remarks are often the funniest ones, though.

But at least there is some solid logic somewhere in there:



Innocent? According to Sarah McLachlan, "We are born innocent," but she doesn't say anything about dogs. I think they're guilty until proven innocent, just like the rest of us.

The real humdinger is the prick who decides to chime in with his comments that, I assume, he thinks are right on and will show the world how screwed up all of America has become. Unfortunately, he just shows how stu...well, you judge for yourself:



Good thing that guy's entire lineage was born and bred and bred and bred and inbred on sweet American soil.

1 comment:

Smithee said...

Jeez, and I thought Atlantans were crazy. Guess there are some in every city.

Sorry to hear the review won't make it to eopinion. They don't know what they're missing. If you do get to put up another one like you're planning, let me know - I'll pass it on to the rest of the Rickworld. Of course, knowing them, they'll know before even you do.

Congrats on getting the record player. So was it Michael Jackson or the Beatles? Please say Beatles, please say Beatles.