Somebody's Gonna Hit Paydirt!

Just wanted to let all you aspiring, inspired writers out there know that if you've got the right skills, you can pick up some serious cash. Check out this job available at a freelance site:

I am currently seeking a writer who can write 10 articles that are based on a specific pet related topic (details only provided privately). Articles will be in the 400-500 word range.
Topic keywords will be provided for each article. This is an opportunity for recurring assignments.
Note: All articles will be checked for plagerism! Articles need to be original content.

Requirements:
--Ability to write quality articles (strong English grammar skills) that "flow" well is the most important requirement.
--Ability to meet deadline (5 days to complete 10 articles)
--Ability to research on the topic using various sources yet produce original well written content

Please include in your application:

(1) a discussion of why you feel you are a good choice for this position
(2) an example piece of your writing

My budget for this project is $30

Yep, you can pickup 30 cold ones, and all you have to do is write between 4,000 and 5,000 words.

And you thought waiting tables was good money!